The great thing about football fans is that you can always rely on them to show sympathy when a players personal life is heading for the shitter. Steven Gerrard is the latest in a long line to come in for it, here’s a few of my favourite Steven Gerrard chants at the moment:-

Who’s that hangin out of your bird ?
Is it a gangster ?
Is it a gangster ?

His dives are worse than Di-di-er’s – Gerrard, Gerrard
England are shit-ter when he plays – Gerrard, Gerrard
He says he is a die-hard Red,
But tried to join Chelski instead
It’s Steven Gerrard, Liverpool’s Number 8!

Ste Gerrard Gerrard,
He runs over kids in cars,
His bird takes it up the arse,
Ste Gerrard Gerrard

Wots that cummin over ya bird?
Is it a gangster?
Is it a gangster?

The babys not yours,
The babys not yooooooooooouuuuuurrrrrsssss,
Oh Steven Gerrard, the babys not yours.

Ste Gerrard Gerrard
Your wifes on coke an shes mad
Payin for kids an your not the dad
Ste Gerrard Gerrard

There are plenty more but some are a bit nasty