True story. After Liverpool’s guts and glory performance last week against my beloved United I’ve had to put up with nothing but piss taking by errrrrrrr Scousers eeerrrrrrrrrr all week. It doesn’t help that a few of my mates are huge Liverpool fans so all the old favourites have come out “Leagues ours this season laaa”, “It’s the mighty reds again”! etc

I’ve been OK though because I’ve just been banging on about just how inconsistent they are, they are shit against the lower teams. For the last 10 years they’ve been the most inconsistent team in the Premier League . So confident have my scouse chums been that I got pretty good odds from them because I “knew” that Liverpool wouldn’t win against Stoke today. Of course they wouldn’t. They’d go straight back to being a mediocre team again.

So right now I’m not only delighted that they’ve failed to take advantage of all the hard work they put in last week but I’m also quite a bit richer. That’s the thing about Liverpool, they very rarely disappoint and that’s why’d I’d have money on them not finishing any higher than third this year. Cheers boys.