Now that Liverpool have got their first win in the Premier League under their belt it must be fair play to show this chant? It’s probably one of the funniest football songs I’ve ever heard and one I’m sure even the scousers can appreciate. If anybody else has any other Fernando Torres chants that they want to share then please feel free to leave a comment.

Torres Chant (The Non Liverpool Version)
He’s half a boy hes half a girl
Torres Torres
He looks just like a transvestite
Torres Torres
He wears a frock
He loves the cock
He sells his arse on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side