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20

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Now that Liverpool have got their first win in the Premier League under their belt it must be fair play to show this chant? It’s probably one of the funniest football songs I’ve ever heard and one I’m sure even the scousers can appreciate. If anybody else has any other Fernando Torres chants that they want to share then please feel free to leave a comment.

Torres Chant (The Non Liverpool Version)
He’s half a boy hes half a girl
Torres Torres
He looks just like a transvestite
Torres Torres
He wears a frock
He loves the cock
He sells his arse on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side

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Comment by Henry Holfard AUSTRALIA Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 3.6.10
2010-09-17 04:21:44

He’s the Spanish legendry, torres torres
He said “you’ll never walk alone”, torres torres
He gets the ball
He takes em’ all
He chips it over
Theirs a goal!
Fernando Torres, Liverpools Number 9

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Comment by LFC!2K11 UNITED KINGDOM Windows XP Internet Explorer 8.0
2011-02-05 16:50:05

His armband said he was a red,

Torres Torres.

Now he’s fucked off we’ve got the lad,
…
Suarez Suarez.

We bought the lad from Amsterdam,

He’s got a big cock for Fernando’s mam,

Luiz Suarez Liverpool’s number 7!!!

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