Whilst some people hate Golf, and I do indeed hate it when managers get together and immediately pull out pictures of their new Golf Clubs talking adoringly like it’s their firstborn, I also hate Tennis. Or should I say most Tennis players, and spectators. It’s one of the mostly elitist sports that Britain does sort of well in, or appears to do well in. I mean every year it’s the same old same old everyone cheering for Tim & now Andy Murray. And every year it’s the same old same old that they never or hardly make it anywhere of note.

I mean what sort of “normal” child gets a Tennis Racket as a gift? Who writes to the rotund red magic man and asks for one at the top of their list? I mean the only time normal kids go on Tennis pitches/fields/courts is to kick a football around or try and jump over the net, without catching your toe and going arse over tit.

Now I read some Major Investors want to “invest” £30 Million in British Tennis? I mean how much Barley Water can Andy Murray drink?

Who Else Hates Tennis:-

• WHY AM I WATCHING TENNIS? I HATE TENNIS! – Oh, right, Roger Federer. This week’s challenge on Project Runway was to create an outfit for the opening ceremonies of the Olympics. Some of the outfits would have been great… if they were athletic enough… or possibly more utilization …